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Posted by on Jul 16, 2013 in Boats We Love, Top Picks, US | 6 comments

Funniest boat names

What's the best or worst boat name you've ever seen?

Boat names: probably the most important thing you’ll ever decide — except for naming your children.

Last week we posted a photo on our Facebook page that sparked a lively discussion about funny boat names.

It made us wonder how many other tongue-in-cheek-sounding vessels we could find out there. Among our favorites in the search were:

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Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your princess.


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Simple and straightforward.

Leave a comment telling us the funniest or most clever boat names you’ve ever seen. (Sail, power, anything goes.) Bonus points if you include the worst you’ve ever seen.


  1. Seen a good one in New Jersey after the hurricane but cant find a way to attach the photo….

  2. Hi, Jorn. You can send it to We’ll upload it for you.

  3. best I saw was a 30ft RIB called ‘crime pays’ – used to be in the marina at Portsmouth

  4. On Possum Kingdom lake Texas back in the 60′s when I was a kid, there was an old wooden Chris Craft floating in a boat house and the name on the back was “Mama’s Mink”. I took that to mean that instead of his wife getting a mink coat he got a Chris Craft.

  5. @Jim: Love that.

  6. Favorite name I saw was on a Donzi 22 Classic called “Stocks and Blondes” Since then, I tell people thats why my 22 Classic is called… unoficially.