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Posted by on May 17, 2013 in Carousel Feature, Fishing, US | 8 comments

Fishing Friday: Top 10 Reasons Why Fishing is Better than Sex

You think there is no possible way fishing is better than sex? We beg to differ – and here are 10 reasons why.

Okay, yes, claiming that fishing is better than sex does sound like a stretch. Sure, most folks will reflexively disagree. But let’s think this through. Consider these 10 reasons, and then ask yourself again: Could fishing really be better than sex?

which is better, sex or fishing

Hold on there, partner, and control your hormones. Fishing is better than sex, and we can prove it.

Ladies, we tried to add some eye candy for you as well. (Sorry, this is the best we could find.)

10. It’s perfectly legal and socially acceptable to pay to a pro to go fishing with you.
9. If you hire a pro, you don’t have to wonder if they’re an undercover cop.
8. You never have to worry about erasing cookies, clearing the browser, and covering your tracks after you visit a fishing web site.
7. If you hang a fishing picture on the wall or put one on your desk at work, no one will sue you for fishing harassment.
6. When you go fly fishing, you almost never get something tender caught in the zipper.
5. You won’t grow hair on your palm or go blind if you go fishing with yourself.
4. No one will ever ask you to brush your teeth and take a shower before you go fishing with them.
3. If you go fishing with your buddy’s wife, he’s not going to beat you up. Probably.
2. You won’t find it difficult to go fishing because of your looks, personal hygiene, or lack of talent and character.
And the number one reason why fishing is better than sex is… (drum roll, please):
1. There’s no such thing as an “FTD”.

8 Comments

  1. David loved this blog! My problem, I do LOVE the blog, I really do, BUT what is FTD?

  2. PS. Thanks for equal time with the cute guy!

  3. I’m sure you no what STDs are-sexually transmitted diseases.. FTD means fishing transmitted diseases. its a joke.

  4. Know**

  5. Good call, Kristi – FTD does in fact stand for fishing transmitted diseases. Thank goodness, there are none – or I’m sure I’d have had a case or three by now!

  6. FTD = “Fishing Transmitted Disease”

  7. Ok – left that comment too late… lol. Glad I got it right though!

  8. I will agree with the fact that fishing can be one form of relaxation but i will disagree with the statement that fishing is better than sex. Many books and people have already been proven and studied that sex is the best exercise, for the reason that you will lose unwanted fats and your muscles is also synchronizing with your brain.